Bifidus is reading out his fortune, and I am filing it without hesitating into the poetry category. A wonderful performance which left me with only smile and admiration for the poet he is.
(underlined words are chosen from the random book page I included in the envelope)
MUSICAL TINKLE FORTUNE
The icy night will change to the better gradually, just like outstretched claws. The
teeth will come out, shining brightly the whole sky will purr too loudly. When spring comes trees and
grasses, flowers
full bloom, the scene was covered in porridge smoke like this. So do many flowerpots come to you quickly, bringing
you the black cat hobbling like a hushed crowd getting green and more bright after the coffee had run out.
*Your request will be late late late! *The far side will be found later. *The person you wait for will go singing through the air. *Building a new house and removal are both visible in the gloom. *Marriage, employment and traveling are on only three legs.
Bifidus, you ARE a genius. Thank you so much for participating!
MinXus-Lynxus 
Jul 27, 2012 @ 00:38:22
That tenderfoot sure has a way with words. Like he’s seen the Tangerine Oncoming with a full can of spray paint.
Jul 27, 2012 @ 00:41:02
Your right to be showin yer respect Dw.
That is none other than Bifidus Jones, leader of the Minnesota Rebellion who aint never goin to be forgotten. Bifidus saved Minnesota from flames durin the darkest days of Antonism.
Jul 27, 2012 @ 02:45:21
You don’t say, Rancher.
Well, Bifidus has put down the sword and raised the pen, which they say is mightier.
Jul 27, 2012 @ 04:10:44
It’s all a matter of choosing your weapons?
Pen or Sword, tenderfoot Bifidus shall be rewarded by MinXus in due time.