Empress Marie’s toe print will appear in a film about flying buttresses
Open an opthalmology clinic in Portland
Grigori Antonin wins three poker games, only one is fatal. So do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?
The deleted mushrooms shall unleash a storm of manacled sleigh bells & you will see the sound in your blender
Miss Theresa William Carlos Williams will receive a letter about The Clarion of Tentacles the crass void would the wooden
KDJ will return to mail-art with shocking revelations about the Tepotzlan clinic, only it won’t be KDJ & it won’t be the truth
Your tale will not be diaphonous
It will be revealed Moan Lisa is a software program invented by robots from the future to destroy Fluxus
Mink gland secretions will transform medicine
The purpose of the ultrasound is to coat the tickler with mouthwash. Eat the cage when the pet shop delivers pouting chickens
Miss Becca will discover a briefcase which she must not open but instead send to the Universal Coffee Shop in Spokane
A craving for bestial treats shall rapture disarmament of the reservoir. The flask of the nod variant
Eliminate wool from your string chickens
Kerri Pullo will invent wax
David Zack is alive & will do an exclusive MinXus-Lynxus interview
You will perform an important errand. When you get out, your silence will be rewarded
Miss Carina will fly to California to buy more duct tape at Walmart where she will meet Not Hi Ng & make a startling discovery concerning ripe hinges
It will be revealed Dustin de Wind is really Blaster Al
Do you have a mint?
No, he decided: the dog was now, inadvertently, infected, and would carry the bugs with him everywhere.
Sometimes he stood in the shower with the dog.
“What are you doing all day in the shower with that damned dog?