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WHO HAS THE BEST HAIR CONTEST

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15 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. pj
    Feb 08, 2014 @ 03:31:06

    Great poster, Dw! Reminds me that I have some mink oil left and they say it’s good for hair.

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  2. darkwallminxususa
    Feb 08, 2014 @ 12:02:30

    Ranchers afeared he’ll get a whoopin from the Empress. She’s comin back to adjudge the hair contest. Says he got the signed contract.

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  3. minkrancher
    Feb 08, 2014 @ 17:41:37

    Dw, I tol’ you not to talk to the Tenderfoots about the contest.

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  4. darkwallminxususa
    Feb 08, 2014 @ 17:46:14

    Rancher, the that’s Empress righ there, come back to judge the contest like it says in the contract so she can collect her prize.

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  5. minrancher
    Feb 08, 2014 @ 20:53:43

    Dw, pj aint the Empress. pj is just nother damn Neoist nosing around here thinkin they’ll get the prizes for the Who Has the Best Hair Contest.
    The Empress ill judge the contest through one them satellite uplinks out there at Stamford University with the NSA boys.
    The Empress gone off to Californy an become a Beatnik or surfer or some such thing out in SanTiego.
    Didn’t you read the tory of the “Runaway Beatnik Girl” there in Life magazine?
    Don’t be chatterin with the no counts!

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  6. pj
    Feb 08, 2014 @ 22:55:45

    That blonde looks a bit like me. With less good hair.

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  7. minrancher
    Feb 09, 2014 @ 03:30:02

    That blond looks to me like Groot Suster afore she run off and became a beatnik too.
    Tenderfoots, the announcement of the Who Has the Best Hair Contest & the news Empress Marie come back for a special engagement to serve as judge has given a spike in our visits like you would not believe.
    The Empress always could draw a crowd, and it’s worth every nickel we had to agree to pay her to come back to adjudge the contest. And we got a contract iffin she tries to weasel out of it.
    Now Dw has rounded up contest prizes you would not believe from our sponsors.
    And the proceeds from the contest will enable us to spruce up the Ranch considerable. We is gonna finish the Empress Marie Waterpark & Wax Museum. We is goin to start a school for the lame & impaired.
    We’re fixin all our hopes on the contest. So yall Tenderfoots send in them entries so the Empress can commence the judging out there in SanTiego.

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  8. darkwallminxususa
    Feb 09, 2014 @ 03:40:28

    Rancher, it is a real thrill havin the Empress back for this rare personal appearance to adjude the best hair & all the folks that is gonna win the grand prizes an scholarships. We gonna have some cussin & spittin & like you says we got here this contract that says she cant storm out in the middle of it liken she used to do & she is liable for things she busts up & damaged propty.

    And I learnt she picked up enough English as she knows what’s goin on & not to use them sware words the sailors taught her.

    Over to you Rnacher.

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  9. minkrancher
    Feb 09, 2014 @ 03:47:15

    Dw, now don’t go bear baitin the Empress, as folks wont realize your joshin & think we aint all the best of friends here & don’t ‘test one another so that we all cant exchange some banter abt the contest & wont no one cuss & spit & storm out. All friendly like.

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  10. pj
    Feb 09, 2014 @ 08:02:04

    Your Softfoots can try, but they have little chance to win the Grand Prix, to tell the truth. My entry is already brushed up, and I can tell you I am known for the lush of my golden hair in the whole county of Dnipropetrov’s. I trust that the Empress knows a good hair when she sees one.

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  11. minkrancher
    Feb 11, 2014 @ 01:11:53

    Empress, you are the judge of the competition. (We have already received the first entry.) You can’t actually compete in the competition. Dw will post anything you send, but it would be a conflict of interest – has to go in some special category. You are receiving special prizes for serving as judge.

    For instance, we’ll have to select “Offical MinXus Cuts.” Whatever your current style, we can’t assume that is the official MinXus cut.

    This is very delicate: Vizma is already bragging she is assured of winning. We want to avoid serious drama.

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  12. minkrancher
    Feb 11, 2014 @ 01:13:36

    Wait – are you really NOT Empress Marie? Ok – going to back channel to settle this.

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  13. darkwallminxususa
    Feb 11, 2014 @ 01:28:34

    Now who’s chattin up the “damned Neoists” Rancher?
    Don’t be talkin to the no ‘counts.
    The Empress is outin Californy with the Beatniks up in North Beach awaitin to adjude the contestants.
    Now we gotta think o’ the waterpark for the chillins & the school we is goin build for the lame & affirmed.
    And you forget to tell the Tenderfoots how we is takin a stand against cockfightin in NY.

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  14. minkrancher
    Feb 11, 2014 @ 01:40:09

    Right you is, Dw. Gotta keep my eyes on the road & my hands upon the wheel & not comprise the integrity of the competition & the school for the lame & imfirm.
    I must say this pj seems a right fine girl = very upstanding young lady. Nothin’ wrong with a little idel chatter.
    Yes, I do want to announce to the Tenderfoots that the Who Has the Best Hair Competition supports the MinXus-Lynxus Anti-Cock Fighting Campaign in New York.
    We expect all contestants will take a stand with us against the terrible practice of Cock Fighting.

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  15. pj
    Feb 11, 2014 @ 02:05:35

    I agree. The only cock practice that should be allowed is cock au vin.

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