Mail-art Psychic: January 1, 2013 – Predictions for 2013

MAIL-ART PSYCHIC

Empress Marie’s toe print will appear in a film about flying buttresses

Open an opthalmology clinic in Portland

Grigori Antonin wins three poker games, only one is fatal. So do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?

Study horses

The deleted mushrooms shall unleash a storm of manacled sleigh bells & you will see the sound in your blender

Miss Theresa William Carlos Williams will receive a letter about The Clarion of Tentacles the crass void would the wooden

KDJ will return to mail-art with shocking revelations about the Tepotzlan clinic, only it won’t be KDJ & it won’t be the truth

Your tale will not be diaphonous

It will be revealed Moan Lisa is a software program invented by robots from the future to destroy Fluxus

Mink gland secretions will transform medicine

The purpose of the ultrasound is to coat the tickler with mouthwash. Eat the cage when the pet shop delivers pouting chickens

Miss Becca will discover a briefcase which she must not open but instead send to the Universal Coffee Shop in Spokane

A craving for bestial treats shall rapture disarmament of the reservoir. The flask of the nod variant

Eliminate wool from your string chickens

Kerri Pullo will invent wax

David Zack is alive & will do an exclusive MinXus-Lynxus interview

You will perform an important errand. When you get out, your silence will be rewarded

Miss Carina will fly to California to buy more duct tape at Walmart where she will meet Not Hi Ng & make a startling discovery concerning ripe hinges

It will be revealed Dustin de Wind is really Blaster Al

Do you have a mint?

No, he decided: the dog was now, inadvertently, infected, and would carry the bugs with him everywhere.

Sometimes he stood in the shower with the dog.

“What are you doing all day in the shower with that damned dog?

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. minxuslynxus
    Jan 01, 2013 @ 16:05:01

    Dark wall will finally win a Best Hair competition, category “that headgear really suits you on Tuesdays”

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  2. minkrancher
    Jan 01, 2013 @ 16:16:50

    Gosh there you is Empress!

    Like the apparition of an oasis in the desert to a dehydrated mule on his last legs.

    When is you comin back to the ranch?

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  3. minxuslynxus
    Jan 01, 2013 @ 17:41:51

    Well, Rancher, you right. It’s time to go back to the Mamoir aux visons. I miss the minks, and they must be hungry too. Nice to see the Fortune Teller in great shape! Let’s see how much of this comes true.

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  4. minkrancher
    Jan 01, 2013 @ 18:18:17

    Empress, what The Fortune Teller sawed ’bout you when he gazed into his crystal ball – well, we’re keepin that private.

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  5. minxuslynxus
    Jan 01, 2013 @ 19:18:13

    Oh as long as it’s not self-inflicted holes…

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