All you tenderfoots join the Friday Bunk House sing along +! Empress Marie throws her pearls to swine

After a long week, Dw, the Fortune teller and the rest of the hands are gathered at the Mink Ranch for a sing-a-long. We hope yall join in:

Once Mother said My little pet
You ought to learn your alphabet
So in my soup I used to get
All the letters of the alphabet
I learned them all from A to Z
And now my Mothers giving me
Animal crackers in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop
Gosh oh gee but I have fun
Swallowing animals one by one
In every bowl of soup I see
Lions and Tigers watching me
I make ’em jump right through a hoop
Those animal crackers in my soup
When I get hold of the big bad wolf
I just push him under to drown
Then I bite him in a million bits
And I gobble him right down
When their inside me where it’s dark
I walk around like Noahs Arc
I stuff my tummy like a goop
With animal crackers in my soup
Animal crackers in my soup
Do funny things to me
They make me think my neighbourhood
Is a big menagerie
For instance there’s our Janitor
His name is Mr Klein
And when he Hollers at us kids
He reminds me of a Lion

The Grocer is so big and fat
He has a big moustache
He looks just like a Walrus
Just before he takes a splash


Why does she insist upon throwing her pearls to swine?


9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. minxuslynxus
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 13:06:40

    Is it karaoke night at the mink ranch? I was trying to find this at Karaoke today but they didn’t have it on the list. Sadly. I actually don’t know that song.
    Yea, like Dw didn’t get his own pearl! Or pearls. Dw? Where is he, btw?


  2. minkranch
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 15:45:01

    Now you know “Animal Crackers,” which is a great sing-along & perfect maybe even as a Mink Ranch theme song until we get Miss Lisa’s soundtrack online. And that’s Miss Shirley Temple who could be inducted into the Order of the Tangerine Mink – did you notice that hairstyle?

    Empress, it’s the verdict of MinXus USA that due to the regalness of your position you hadn’t ought to b sending impressions of your body parts to people as souvenirs. This can only lead to no good. But we reckon you’ll do what you please.


  3. minkranch
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 15:52:38

    Now I know what they mean when they say “I saw Bigfoot.”


  4. minkranch
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 15:58:28

    Dw! You is letting your ignorance show through. Now I reckon over in France that would be considered a mighty fine hoof print.

    Over there in France a hoof like that is called Pheasant Stock & their aint nothin to be shamed of.


    • minkranch
      Sep 08, 2012 @ 16:03:36

      Pheasant stock sounds like soup to me – for my Animal Crackers. I didn’t reckon the Empress was a pheasant or such a large girl for that matter. Over there in Nippon they have clothes made up special for her because she is so large.


      • minkranch
        Sep 08, 2012 @ 16:44:55

        I figure it aint the Empress’s hoof no how. I spect it’s G-Man’s foot that he’s sayin is the Empress’s hoof. That aint a woman’s footprint. Might not even be human for that matter.

      • minkranch
        Sep 08, 2012 @ 16:47:41

        I’m thinkin of sittin on the scanner & gettin a nice shot of my butt & mailin it to the tenderfoots.

  5. minkranch
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 16:08:46

    I reckon we have a mighty fine time crankin up them old show tunes in the Bunk House every Friday.


  6. minxuslynxus
    Sep 08, 2012 @ 23:44:11

    You folks need a cm to inch converter


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